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Written by Democratic Party of Wisconsin, Brandon Weathersby   
Wednesday, 13 April 2016 10:53

ron-johnson-speaksMADISON - What if Sen. Ron Johnson launched a new website, call it ""? Here is some content we'd like to encounter:

Sen. Ron Johnson here,

Just got back from Vegas for my own purposes --  trying to shake more money for the three super PACs solely dedicated to my own Senate bid out of the pockets of my buddy Sheldon Adelson!

But now that I’m back in Washington, I wanted to take a minute to show you all my new website.

Let’s just look at the reality of the situation: I am far too busy to get out and listen to the working families of Wisconsin. And why would I, when billionaires, big corporations and the Tea Party give me my marching orders?!

So since I’m far too busy to actually get out and listen to the people of Wisconsin, I figured I’d make this website to let you know what I’ve been working on in Washington.

On my site, you’ll be able to check out my top priorities such as:

-      Voting for tax loopholes while Wisconsinites lose jobs
-      Privatizing Social Security
- Opposing efforts to lift the burden of student loan debt

You can also read about:

-       My $10 million golden parachute
-       My record against Wisconsin women
-       My reckless foreign policy
-       My record protecting big polluters

So you probably won’t see me around any time soon (I’ll either be here in Washington or hobnobbing with my pals Sheldon Adelson and the Koch brothers), but you can drop by here any time to keep up with my top priorities.

Hope you enjoy!

Sen. Ron Johnson (R-super PACs)

P.S. To keep up with my top priorities, you can follow me on Twitter at @senatorronjon